crasian

A hybrid between the words crazy and Asian, often have spiked hair and occasionally wear neon goggles.

dude that crasian just ran head first into that wall and ran away with his head bleeding! Classic crasian.

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stinky fuck doodle

when a man has had sex with various animals, his penis begins to stink like animal shit.

dude i just saw aaron fucking yet another goat, he has to have a stinky fuck doodle by now.

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Erection Detection

When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.

Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"

Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.

Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."

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sturgeon

Another name for a long hard penis.

O shit dude! Aaron has quite the sturgeon... who woulda thought?

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wack dat crusty

The act of shaving a premature mustache

Yo Aaron, you gotta wack dat crusty. You look like a damn spik.

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Butt-out!

A hunter's tool used, after the deer is dead, to pull the butt hole inside-out then cut it off. Some hunters keep the butt hole and tie it on a neckless or bracelet. Legend has it that the real men swallow the butt hole.

Aaron- "Hey bro, can I borrow your Butt-out! this deer's got a tight ass."

Rich- "Sure thing"

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Dream Fucker

A person, often an ass hole, that tells you something that makes your dreams seem more out of reach and almost impossible to achieve.

Aaron: "Next year I'm going to NYFA to become a movie director!"

Peter: "Do you actually think you could make a movie even close to as good as Inception?"

Ash: "Dude, don't be a dream fucker!"

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