e-hardass

1. A douchebag who will only talk tough when he's on the internet.

That Mike Buchanan is such an e-hardass. He didn't say a word when he was in town, but he was probably just frightened by that fat, ugly drunk Gilliss.

sac-attack

when one's sack becomes so itchy that they have to itch it, without any regard for others in the vicinity.

When nate shaved his balls he had a constant case of sac attack