Nish

A person who was born from a man, and a goat

Shut up you Fucking nish

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ed niemczyk

a turd burglar; one who pilfers the fecal matter of others.

Before I had a chance to flush, Ed Niemczyk dove in my toilet head first and came up with a huge nugget like he was bobbin for apples.

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dicklord

the lord of the dicks. can command other men's penises to do his gay bidding, just by thinking it with his own gay mind.

i: hey, i heard that dicklord calvin, was seen marching back to his apt. from chelsea, with ten dudes following behind him like some sort of gay pied-piper.

c: wow, he really is the lord of the d's!

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dude

dude has seen many definitions, but I will share my favorite, which is a camel's penis.

Abdul, your camel's dude looks kinda....dry, perhaps we should give it some water. Praise Allah

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knighting

To pull out your schlong and quickly tap it on ones left shoulder then quickly on ones left cheek.You quickly repeat the steps on the right shoulder.When you are finished you call out that persons name and claim that they are your bitch.

I have just knighted Pat, he is my bitch now.

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bimbo

A girl who is stupid, wears lots of make up and is obsessed with boys and clothes. Generally blonde but there are exceptions. Usually hang around i with other bimbos. You can spot them because they will be the big group of girls that all look the same and are giggling hysterically.

Oh no! I broke a nail! This is awful!
You're such a bimbo.

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