paul revere

A sexual practice in which one lights a lantern and inserts it into the vaginal cavity of a female. The vaginal lips are then parted when the menstrual cycle begins, shining a light onto an otherwise dark room as a sign of warning against the "Red Coats".

Yeah, I guess i should have guessed that I'd get a bad case of blood-cock when she gave me the Paul Revere.

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