Turkish Conkers

When involved in a 3, or indeed, 4-some the 2 men using the vagina and ass holes maybe find their testicle banging together, this is know as Turkish Conkers

Me and a mate banging this bird the other night, me in the ass and him in the pussy, we had a great game of Turkish Conkers!!

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Turkish Lie in

Calling into work claiming you have over slet when actually you can't be bothered to get up cos you are having sex with your boy/girlfriend or both!

Katie: I'm going to be late in today
Nick: How come, is everything OK?
Katie: Yeah, I just over slept!
Nick: You liar!! You've had a Turkish Lie in!

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