1. Have a cigarette (British)
2. Kill a homosexual (American)
Anyone want to go outside and smoke a fag.
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do me a fovour and I'll do you one
wife: "i saw a lovely dress that would be just right for Fiona's wedding"
husband (unzipping trousers): "you'll need to talk to the boss honey !"
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