wanksta

n. An individual who is not quite a gangsta but has not sunk to the level of a pranksta.

"Yo I talked to Sean last night. Dude's a wanksta and a half, man."

squid

n. An individual who is god-like in agility and can accomplish feats of mobility like no one else.

"Yooooo FUCK that was insane, that man just vaulted over a six year old! That's a squid and a HALF."