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Brady is an extremely tall motherfucker. He doesn't care about anyone or anything and he frequently gets drunk. When he is drunk, he is like a Cary and you just want to kill him. He plays two varsity sports though and can be nice once in a while. He is actually smart, yet doesn't care about school. He thinks he's elite at everything but this is only true for somethings. He is very picky with the type of food he likes, only pasta with butter and steak. If you ever meet a Brady, God help you.
Wow! Brady is really good at basketball.
Yea but he drinks too much.
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Cary is the biggest dick you will ever meet. He is a faggot beyond belief and even has the name of a girl. He probably sucks at soccer yet he thinks he's good because we won all league once. He loves a girl he could never get. He probably has a small penis and extremely old parents. If you ever meet a Cary, let him go right away because he isn't worth it.
OMG look at Cary.
Ugh, I hate him. He's a total dick!
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Dylan is a very nice guy. If you want to watch all three Pitch Perfect's, Dylan is your guy. Some people think he is gay but really it's his great personality. He loves Duke even though he could never get in. All of his best friends are dick but he isn't. He plays basketball at the JCC with goggles. Dylan is a great friend.
VERONICA IS THE BIGGEST BITCH YOU WILL EVER MEET. She parks like a 4 year old and probably juuls because she thinks it's cool. She also likes to get drunk alone and post about it on her finsta so that everyone knows. Everyone loves her though because she is so funny and so nice. She is very pretty. She probably has an older sister and both are obsessed with Flordia schools. When you meet a Veronica, definitely keep her around.
Veronica! No more shots! You're driving us home.
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He is a Polish motherfucker but is actually pretty nice. He always wears tan ugg slippers and drives everyone around in his blue Honda. He is really smart though and might bug out if ice is put into his car. He plays soccer but no one has really ever seen him play so we don't know if it's actually true. He puts the music in his car much louder then it needs to be and knows the lyrics to every single Travis Scott song. Pats are good friends.
Hey did you know Pat is gay?