Horser

A person that has a horse cock (girthy and hung).

"Aye bro, you got that horser on you"?

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Horser

"Special K" or ketamine like substance drug. More specifically horse traqulizer. Statement is easily perceived as a "girthy hung penis", thus those around to hear the statement believe homosexual intercorse which they won't object to due to the current social acceptance climate.

"Aye bro, you keep that horser on you".

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Golden Retriever

A simp/beta male with passive traits while dealing with women. Basically, another word for "NICE GUY", tends to be a place holder for a "Real Man" or "Bad Boy" in a woman's life later down the road or after the fact.

Golden Retrievers are VERY stable in relationships and are considered "SAFE" and "BORING". Golden Retrievers will never break your heart and will always stay obedient.

Commonly seen as "INFERIOR" or "LESS" than dominant masculine males. Typically used by women that are "HEALING" or just came out of a "HOE PHASE".

GIRL 1: "OMG...I just went out on a date with Justin on Saturday and he's such a Golden Retriever. I'm in my bad girl era, so I definitely need me a toxic bad boy king like Chad...LOL."

GIRL 2: "What a loser, just keep dating him for his money and free food."

GIRL 1: "Girl, duh."

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