hana song

a 18 year old gamer girl that is trusted to a pilot of a mech due to her being the undefeated Meka Guardian V champion, but no one decides to understand who Hana actually is because they are too busy drawing pictures of her drinking mountain dew instead of what she actually drinks which is nano cola. Hana also enjoys stealing the attention of her other meka squad teammates that no one seems to care about.

Guy: hey have you heard of Seung Hwa Shi
Guy2: no, i have been too focused on Hana Song

3👍 3👎

mawile

a steel and fairy type pokémon that’s amazing, it looks cool, has a mega evolution that looks cool, has decent stats, and has good combat viability

dude: my favorite pokemon is sableye
other dude: go fuck yourself, mawile would kick sableye’s butt

4👍 2👎

pokemon

enslaving animals by shoving them into your balls. You can even buy new balls at the pokemart. You do not throw your testicles at the animal though. Believe it or not, one kid actually did that and it was really messy but also really funny.

I just threw my balls at that mawile to capture it pokemon is so much fun

yugioh

a show about a bunch of people playing children’s card games

dude: have you watch yugioh
dude2: fuck no, i have a life

3👍 9👎

general grievous

a cyborg with lung cancer

general grievous: time to abandon smoking

64👍 2👎

Callie Cuttlefish

God

I worship Callie Cuttlefish because she is best Squid Sister

hondo onaka

the best star wars character ever

maul: filth, you will pay for your insolence
hondo onaka: insolence? we are pirates, we don’t even know what that means