Masamune

the biggest dick in pokemon.

Player: time to challenge Avia
Masamune: get the fuck out scrub
Magoichi: calm down Masamune
Masamune: fuck off Magoichi

mawile

a steel and fairy type pokémon that’s amazing, it looks cool, has a mega evolution that looks cool, has decent stats, and has good combat viability

dude: my favorite pokemon is sableye
other dude: go fuck yourself, mawile would kick sableye’s butt

4👍 2👎

Tightwad

1. a big baby that won’t let you and your friend Pratty or Cleru go talk to a sick women from a game no one has heard of
2. Master Sakuro

Razzy: You’re a tightwad Sakuro

1👍 5👎

hana song

a 18 year old gamer girl that is trusted to a pilot of a mech due to her being the undefeated Meka Guardian V champion, but no one decides to understand who Hana actually is because they are too busy drawing pictures of her drinking mountain dew instead of what she actually drinks which is nano cola. Hana also enjoys stealing the attention of her other meka squad teammates that no one seems to care about.

Guy: hey have you heard of Seung Hwa Shi
Guy2: no, i have been too focused on Hana Song

3👍 3👎

general grievous

a cyborg with lung cancer

general grievous: time to abandon smoking

63👍 2👎

Callie Cuttlefish

God

I worship Callie Cuttlefish because she is best Squid Sister

hondo onaka

the best star wars character ever

maul: filth, you will pay for your insolence
hondo onaka: insolence? we are pirates, we don’t even know what that means