agitha

The bug princess in Hyrule Warriors.

Hey! Where’s Agitha?

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fractured prune

An injured penis, or dick.

A donut shop.

Grandpa in the hospital.

Yo, Scotty. How's Nate's "fractured prune"?

Brb, Stacy, gotta go to Fractured Prune.

So, how's fractured prune?

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Peach

The Princess in Super Mario. Despite her odd name, she's a lovely, cute, and sexy princess. Usually kidnapped by Bowser, Bowser Jr, Koopalings, or other villains.

Mario! Mario! Princess Peach has been kidnapped!