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the white sheet with the central hole that is used to separate the male/female torso during penetrative sexual intercourse
Aaron: "thought I jus' seen a cyclopic ghost back there"
Hymie: "Nah, it's jus' your big brother playing with his ceremonial shag sheet."
englands number one goalkeeper
"ol' keegan's gonna enjoy 'im"
"who?"
"calamity james, oo ja fink!"
"england, england's number one, england's, number one"
"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
old-fashioned underpants so called because the fly is made up of an upside down Y shape allowing quick access but still affording cover
Chris "Y-fronts" B***** MP was so excited by Tony's first election victory that he lowered his trousers in public and started masturbating, while singing Things Can Only Get Better and inviting men to perform oral sex on him.
Call me old-fashioned, but what's wrong with a glass of champagne
a clitoris that can grip objects. a.k.a. PC
it's just a rumour that kylie can shuffle cards with her prehensile clitoris but she can pick up £50 notes.
some of the most beautiful girls in the world come from essex
essex girl: "I think i've got concussion."
paramedic: "How many fingers have i got up?"
essex girl: "oh! don't say i'm paralysed too."
foreskin shaped like a hooded cobra
colin considered himself to be very fortunate. having a cobra forsky was useful as his wife played the flute. trips to india were a gas.
like russian roulette but EVERY chamber has a bullet
poor bastard, 'e didn' 'ave a chance. 'E woz playin' columbian roulette