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drenching

to piss over everything in sight. usually done by drunk young men.

we ad a really great time last night. up the eefway drenching.

by theWestHamfan January 26, 2004

15πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap

a foul tasting mouth. as in the morning after the night before

kevin was about to give june a first kiss when he discovered she had a mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jock strap

by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003

23πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


dickie fender

a penis shield

"he's boxing tonight, he's got 'is dickie fender on"

by theWestHamfan October 22, 2003

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


fart in a colander

flitting , birdlike, from one thing to another, lacking focus, lacking concentration.

"stone me, denis.""since i made you player/manager you're running around like a fart in a colander"

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

29πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


ball stones

hard gristle lumps that form in one's testicles during puberty

"in my opinion" sympathised the consultant "we will have to remove the veg part of trevor's meat and two veg"
"NOOO" screamed the semi-anaesthatised trevor "it's me GALL stones, not me BALL stones, you pillock"

by theWestHamfan December 15, 2003

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


at the end of the day

after all; used over and over again by football pundits, footballers etc.

"let's face it" said alan "at the end of the day, gazza would be over the moon to be selected for the ladies team."

by theWestHamfan November 13, 2003

80πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


rubber scrubber

a woman that looks so hard up she would wash out condoms and use them again

she was wearing a red hat and a smile but kev still didn't fancy her. she resembled a north london rubber scrubber

by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004

9πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž