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water the horse

to urinate

Trevor was very keen to take Tracy, but couldn't perform 'cos he badly needed to water the horse

by theWestHamfan November 03, 2003


fart in a colander

flitting , birdlike, from one thing to another, lacking focus, lacking concentration.

"stone me, denis.""since i made you player/manager you're running around like a fart in a colander"

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003


pissing

urinating, emptying one's bladder.

"no, your honour" "I wasn't exposing myself to the bobby moore stand" "I was jus' pissing."

by theWestHamfan December 31, 2003


get his leg over

he has sexual intercourse

trev couldn't get his leg over with debbie because she was riding the cotton pony

by theWestHamfan January 07, 2004


penile bifida

to have two penii

"always said she was lucky! her old man's got a dose of penile bifida"

by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003


pissball about

lark about at a time when one should not

souey says "yes you dwight, dinna pissball about or i'll haive ye furr dinna"

by theWestHamfan November 04, 2003


kinching

to look along the kerbside for dropped cash

the woman next door was caught kinching in parsloes avenue

by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004