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seven year itch

to have sexual cravings for sex with a different partner

colin was quite frank "look kev, I've been as faithful as any normal red-blooded male"
"seven year itch, rearing it's ugly head?" replied the Kev
"well, it's more like this seven year TWITCH" admitted colin as the cup and saucer jumped from his lap.

by theWestHamfan January 7, 2004

82πŸ‘ 79πŸ‘Ž


griminal

a person that indulges in "dirty" crimes

there goes that dirty bastard griminal, he's just graffitied my brand new wall

by theWestHamfan October 27, 2003

10πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


golden rivet

an old nautical term for tempting a new recruit to the bowels of the ship for the purpose of homosexual activities

"see Roger, if you bend right over you can see the golden rivet"

by theWestHamfan November 6, 2003

84πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


syph cream

an old fashioned cure for syphilis - a mixture of jack daniels and garlic butter

jus' been with old thunderthighs, better go an' slap on some of me syph cream

by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003


pissing

urinating, emptying one's bladder.

"no, your honour" "I wasn't exposing myself to the bobby moore stand" "I was jus' pissing."

by theWestHamfan December 31, 2004

190πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž


corn fed chicken

a nubile chinese girl

semayne was rushing home to some corn fed chicken - ah that's why he walks SO fast!

by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004

4πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


get his leg over

he has sexual intercourse

trev couldn't get his leg over with debbie because she was riding the cotton pony

by theWestHamfan January 7, 2004

38πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž