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up your arse

a shouted response to an insult. similar to up yours but stronger.

made immortal by the lyrics of the famous song:- "from stamford bridge to upton park" "stick your blue flag up your arse" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "from stamford bridge to upton park" ""stick your blue flag" "UP YOUR ARSE"

by theWestHamfan November 18, 2003


stiffy

uncontrollable erection whilst on a bus

I couldn't disembark at the Heathway because of my ginormous stiffy

by theWestHamfan October 19, 2003


bunk up

to assist a climber by pushing him/her upwards

"'ere Stephen, g'is a bunk up, I'm nearly over this wall."

by theWestHamfan October 27, 2003


eurolagnia

sexual arousal derived from pissing on anything and everything even remotely associated with europe and/or the euro

widdy was at the height of eurolagnia as she squatted over the photo of the froggy president and pissed her bladder inside out

by theWestHamfan December 31, 2003


fanny haddock

tampon jamrag

lisa was cooking for twelve when she became flustered. "where did i throw that fanny haddock?" she panicked "Oh NO, NO, i chucked it in the damn tomato soup!"

by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003


conger eels and rice

1. a meal that londoners eat on holiday in thailand
2. a bush mouthpiece

1. "oi, bring us a nuvva plate of that conga eels 'n' rice"
2. "and now, speaking from the white house: conger eels and rice"

by theWestHamfan December 05, 2003


I'll keep my eye out for you

to look out for a person

the cheapest sex trev could find was One-eyed-Hilda who would charge him 50p for a quickie in the old eye-socket.
"'bye trev" cackled the old girl "I'll keep my eye out for you."

by theWestHamfan December 27, 2003