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a penis that suffers with spontaneous erections
"yes, your honour, I saw him running through Epping Forest, in broad daylight, with 10 inches of uncontrollable flesh, sticking out in front of him. It resembled a lance."
5π 1π
a person that loses their bottle at the last moment
Oi dunky oggins you lost yoer bo(glotteral stop)all
5π 2π
to vomit so violently that one anus nearly comes out of ones own mouth
look here Kevin, if that's your tenth donner kebab, you're definitely gonna spew up your ring!
29π 5π
"fork lift truck? you must be joking. this is TESCO's. stop whinging and handball that twnty tons of spuds off NOW!
14π 40π
a medical condition causing one to urinate instead of ejaculate during sexual intercourse
spicer was getting really fed up with dave. she thought he was taking the piss not realising he was incuntinent
4π 2π
like russian roulette but ther are NO bullets in ANY chambers
"blimey Darren" exclaimed Dave "that dark-skinned dwarf's a brave bastard"
"nah" replied darren laconically "unfortunately, he's playing italian roulette!"
23π 40π
a rentboy or young male prostitute
everyone thought it was alec's grandson visiting him. could it be his gloyboy?
6π 1π