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sells himself as a rent boy male prostitute
"his sister's name is lily,
she's a pro in piccadilly,
and his mother's yet another in the strand,
his father flogs his arsehole,
at the elephant and castle,
they're the finest fucking family in the land!"
it's easy for most people to count to twenty using their digits for help. tony goes one better, he can count up to twenty and a half!
an enormous dildo with nine horny plates to excite the clitoris and the whole area
kev thought the woman was funny 'cos she kept grinning all the time.
then he noticed what appeared to be a cue case was in fact a nine banded armadildo. "table two please!"
to play soccer having the defence arranged with four players in a straight line
"get back in line Ferdinand" shouted Fergie. "we're playing a flat back four"
a person that loses their bottle at the last moment
Oi dunky oggins you lost yoer bo(glotteral stop)all
a person that indulges in "dirty" crimes
there goes that dirty bastard griminal, he's just graffitied my brand new wall
an old nautical term for tempting a new recruit to the bowels of the ship for the purpose of homosexual activities
"see Roger, if you bend right over you can see the golden rivet"