arsehole lucky

extra lucky. such as when one falls into a trough of pigshit and finds a bag of gold coins in there.

"that osama bin geezer must be arsehole lucky not to be caught yet" (as at 18 Dec'03)

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flap crapper

a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia

she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd

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perm three

male homosexual partners have the chance of a permutation of three. viz.
1. partner A. foreskin partner B. no foreskin
2. partner A. foreskin partner B. foreskin
3. partner A no foreskin partner B. no foreskin

steven minced in "hi duckies, alec's got a new partner""perm three?" questioned kevin "not likely" retorted steven "he's gone and got himself a bloody gnome"

ceremonial shag sheet

the white sheet with the central hole that is used to separate the male/female torso during penetrative sexual intercourse

Aaron: "thought I jus' seen a cyclopic ghost back there"
Hymie: "Nah, it's jus' your big brother playing with his ceremonial shag sheet."

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dwarf throwing

to compete to throw a dwarf the farthest. some tried to get this "sport" banned

"stop mucking about with that gnome Alec and get stuck in with your dwarf throwing"

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tossing the caber

a scottish highlands sport whereby one has to throw an enormous tree trunk as far as possible

"blimey sean, is that 'harry the horse' tossing the caber?"
"nah, it's alec having a wank"

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cock conk

a nose shaped like a penis

karl maldern's cock conk nearly won him an oscar for best supporting nose

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