Turkin

To masturbate whilst defecating; from the colloquial "turd" and "jerking off"

her: what you up to?

me: oh not much, just turkin
her: you're twerking...at home?
me: no, i'm jerking off while taking a shit. sup?

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bonnos

The anglicization of the French term "bon appetit", meaning "enjoy your meal." Also, the act of enjoying your meal.-

Gary: "I'm gonna go bonnos real quick"
Belinda: "Ight, bonnos!"
Gary: "Thanks!"