Utkarsh

A mythical being, often sighted in trip planning group chats but rarely in the physical realm. Renowned for their uncanny ability to utkarsh plans, a skill honed over millennia. Legend has it that Utkarsh can materialize and dematerialize at will, vanishing into thin air just as the fun is about to begin. Some say they possess a time-bending device, allowing them to perpetually live in the future, where plans are always postponed.

Example: "We were going to binge-watch that new show tonight, but alas, Utkarsh utkarshed on us once again. He probably warped into the year 3024 to avoid social interaction with mere mortals."