Angry Shower

A shower, usually taken by dads/fathers where he places his 'anal lips' against the shower wall and lets out these HUGE farts that shake the whole house. These are usually accompanied by the person taking a shit in the shower, aiming for the (hopefully) open toilet seat, and missing. When you go in after he's finished, it looks like a war scene. POO EVERYWHERE WOO!

Andrew's dad (in bathroom): ARHHHHH! *splat*

Leon: What the hell is that?

Andrew: That's just my dad. I think he's talking one of his angry showers.

Leon: Wait, what the fuck is an angry shower? Is he oka-

Andrew's dad: *BLARRRRRNT!*

Andrew: oh god...

Andrew's dad: KOBE! *splat*

Andrew's dad: Damn, missed again.

Andrew and Leon: O_O

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ESPMS

Impossible to figure out way that girls/women seem to know EVERYTHING about what we men do.

Earl: Coming to the bar tonight?

Joe: My girl found out I was cheating, I cleaned up the apartment and everything but she just....knows.

Earl: It's the ESPMS, man. They all have it.

Joe: But how did she...

Earl: THEY ALL HAVE IT.

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