lisbon

the way non-portuguese spell lisboa...
The city is named lisboa, not lisbon... even the damn tourism misspells it, probably becuase its "hard" to pronounce.
Its not... dont disrespect my country and say lisbon

Wop: hey man, im going to lisbon for holidays!
Porkchop: Shut up fez, ull get ur ass kicked if u call it that in portugal

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nintendorgasm

nintendo releasing more games than you can afford, so you freak out and explode knowing you have to choose between a bunch of awesome games

Joe Shmo: Awwww man mario AND luigi are coming out soon...Nintendorgasm!! GIGIDY GIGIDY!!

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conformity

non-conformity = conformity

nuff said, non-conforming is conforming

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n00b tube

Any weapon used by a n00b primarily in FPS games that allows easy kills by players with absolutely no skill

Damn, how'd that newbie own us? The busta used a n00b tube the whole time!

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leet

A word emo/mainstream posers use without knowing its meaning

check out my converses, LEET!!!!!!

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Marpat

A american marine camo pattern based almost completely on the canadian pattern known as cadpator Canadian Disruptive Pattern

George Bush: It was a great idea to steal the cadpat and adopt it into our forces, even thought we're the wealthiest and most powerfull country and we can afford to make our own shit

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Star Trek

Star Wars mortal enemy

StarWars Kid: Use The Force!
StarTrek Kid: Phasers On Stun!

Startrek guy on undergrads:
Where's Your Yoda Now?....Smeh

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