haircut

The act of cutting your hair

I'm getting an emo side fringed cut today. woot woot.

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moshing

1. A rock related dance which involves jumping up and down in a "mosh pit" full of fellow rockers to rock and heavy metal music.

2. The most amazing feeling in the world, after sex.

Person 1: *jumps up and down*
Person 2: *jumps up and down*
Person 3: ... you get the idea ...

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period

The greatest excuse/scapegoat in the world.

"Sorry I can't today, I'm on my period."

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love bite

A way for insecure people to prove to everyone else that they are in a sexual relationship.

Person 1: *points to neck* "PHOAR look what Fran gave me."
Person 2: "Oh, how cute ....

you gave your vacuum cleaner a name ..."

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Hi 5

An evil online blogging system that tricks you into joining it by sending you an email asking you to retype your hotmail details.

It then annoyinly sends the same email, in turn, to each and every person on your contact list. ARRRRRRHHH!

Person 1: You on Hi 5?
Person 2: No way, Myspace is way better.

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chav

A label stupid, poor, lower class, trampy people gave themselves in order to fit into some kind of steriotypical group (because all the other groups reject them).

They live in estates, feeding off our taxes through benefits, which they spend on countless rings, thick gold chains, cigarettes and alcohol.

If it wasn't for the government these people would be homeless.

simple as.

Copper: You're under arrest.
Chav: What the fuck for?
Copper: Swearing at a police officer!

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emo hair

The sexiest hair style in the world. Those who don't believe in it are clearly jealous for it is the buffest hair ever.

Those who hate it are usualy the ones who can't pull it off for they are too uncool.

Emo boy: *flicks hair*
Emo girl: *sweeps away his side fringe and kisses him* MARRY ME!

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