Gingervitis

An affliction where a person is really attracted to redheads.

Joe really has a thing for redheads, he's got a serious case of gingervitis.

Sadbatical

A period of paid leave granted to a millennial who can't deal with the everyday challenges of life.

Karen was so upset that her favorite hot yoga studio closed that she could no longer concentrate at work, and thus had to take a sadbatical.