Taintular

Something that relates to or involves taint.
Stephen Jackson: "You know what a 69 always helps forget about taint. Except my mouth I'd face is in the taintular region. Is taintular a word?"

Creep: "women won't let me into the taintular regions."
Raphael: "Ok bit of a weird thing to tell a random person in the bar."
Creep:" I think it is because my parents named me after a Radiohead song."
Raphael: "Which one did they name you after."
Creep:"Creep, my name is Creep Daddy Johnson."
Raphael:" Your parents where cruel but seriously change your name and then maybe you can get into some taintular regions or if $650 you can."

Taintular

Area around or where the taint is

Stephen Jackson: "You know what a 69 always help forget about taint. Except for my mouth and face is in the taintular region."

Creepy weirdo on the internet: I can't get into anyone's taintular region.
Normal person: "Probably because our parents were cruel and named us these weird ass names."
Creepy weirdo on the internet: "Fair point"

Zooty Call

A zoom booty call

"A zoom booty call, a zooty call if that is not what it is called it needs to be but I believe it is." -Darkness Jackson (Stephen Jackson)

Bob: "Hey dude just had my first ever booty call on zoom. "
Steve: "You mean a zooty call? That is weak man."
Bob"Hey f*ck you @$$hole"

Bob: "Hey dud just had my first ever booty call on zoom."
Steve:"You mean a zooty call? That is weak man what were you doing touching your screen!"
Bob:"Hey f*ck you @$$hole"

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Cribe

A creepy vibe
"If try to do it the reverse way it always gives off a cr-, creepy vibe, a cribe." -Darkness Jackson (Stephen Jackson)

Janet: yeah I was at the club yesterday and there was guy giving off some creepy vibes.
Shirley: oh you mean scribes yeah I hate when people do that.

porntined

When your quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn.

Stephen Jackson (Darkness): "When you're quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn is that porntined?"

Ethan: "So leon how has your time been while you were quarantined?"
Leon: "Good other than all the entertainment I have had is porn."
Chris:"So you were porntined like me."
Ethan:"Is that what that is called I thought that is what you call a friday night."