Slowbro

AJ Zackowski is a stinky bastard and an ice hockey stud

AJ stop being such a fucking slowbro

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Marties

The droplets of sweat that are usually found on the back of one's shirt. They can also be found on the front of a shirt, and these are referred to as frontal marties.

Bernie has a serious case of the marties.

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