New Jersey

I’ve lived here a long ass time. Pretty chill. People are kinda rude, but it’s whatever. Cheese fries are the shit, and bagels buss. We can’t drive slow for shit, we’re always driving fast for no reason. We have gun problems, but just don’t be dumb and provoke a nigga at night by yourself, and you’ll be fine.

Person 1: Yo, you live in New Jersey, right?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You think y’all better than New York, right?
Person 2: Nah, nobody here really cares or talks about New York. Yeah, we might get some of our slang from them, but we don’t think we’re better.

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Gay

You’re gay if you searched up gay on Urban Dictionary. Hey! I don’t make the rules...

Definition 1: liking the same sex/gender
(girls liking girls) (boys liking boys)

Definition 2: An “insult” male middle schoolers use

Definition 3: Very happy

Definition 1:
Person 1: Yo, you gay?
Person 2: Yeah, ima dude who likes dudes
Person 1: Oh ok, cool
(Notice how Person 1 doesn’t give a shit about other people’s lives and minds their business. Yeah, be more like Person 1)

Definition 2:

Middle Schooler 1: Yo that’s gayyy bruh, you’re gay
Middle Schooler 2: Don’t play with me, I’m not gay.
Me: *rolls eyes*

Definition 3:
Person 1: I’m so gay right now!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I just won $185 on this scratch-off.

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