Think long and hard

A command to think sexual, or think along the lines of an innuendo.

"I haven't seen James or Beth this whole time! Where are they?"
"Think long and hard."

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Ice your nuts

Relax, stop worrying, stop nagging. Similar to 'take a chill pill' or Chill your nuts. Command is not gender specific.

"Dude, let's go! We're gonna be late!"
"Ice your nuts, man! It's all good."

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rtfd

Read the Fucking Description. Used in YouTube a lot when tools ask questions that are answered in the description.

"wuts the song at 0:25"
"rtfd, you lazy dipshit."

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