Slangshat

Past Tense of Slingshot

whilst camping a fortnight ago, I slangshat a bear in the face to prevent it from stealing my food. this was unwise as I am now missing an arm.

Oily Chang

The act of greasing yourself up with vaseline so that you can effortlessly slide into the air vents of your home or workplace.

"Damn! He just pulled an Oily Chang! It was like a reverse cow birth!"