Krimshy Cake

When you fill an old top hat with cream cheese, ecstasy, chipmunk sperm, and pubes from an asian women. you then stir it up and pour the mixture into a tub, that you let a hooker with AIDS wash her vagina in. then scoop up the remaining mix with a cake pan, and bake it. when its done, frost it, and give it to the head of math club for lunch.

that boy just gave me a krimshy cake and it was delicious!

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Bosten Whaler

When a school bus drives up the ass of a whale, causing the whale to get very angry. It then rapes Ben Afflack, the president of france and a statue of Jimmy Neutron. When the army tries to stop the whale, it sticks an ice cream sundae up the penis hole of the closest ivy league graduate, while the army is confused about what just happend, the whale saves a blind person from from an angry kangaroo with a huge boner. The whale then gets the medal of honor which it then uses as a dildo. An 80-year-old transgender gets pissed off at a crossing guard and kills both the whale and the guard in a rage.

dude, i have a schoolbus! wana do a Bosten Whaler!

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Purple Russian

When you bake a giant bluberry pie, and dress up a family of geese like stormtroopers. You then become a mormon and marry all the geese. every year on russia day, you take all the geese into the pie, and have violent sex with each of them until they pass out from exhaustion. Meanwhile, a middle-aged Mcdonald's manager sees this, and jumps into the pie with a handfull of french fries, which he sticks into the geese's asses and then feeds to them.

Purple Russian

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