ellis

An ellis is a complicated creature that originates in northern eastern england preferably sunderland, the ellis is a creature of habbit and its usually found in desolate places such as hills and used mills, the ellis is a sexual predator and has around 100 sexual partners by the time it reaches early 20's the ellis' main meal consists of bella brusco but its main priority is to consume unmeasurable amounts of alcholic substances such as vodka e.g glens

"David attenborough has travelled many years to find the ellis but has failed to find her as she is a rare creature"
"Ellis was on the session tonight so you can imagine there was a few blarzys tossed around"

"The youth better watch out cos ellis is about"

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