Period podge

When your belly gets fat just before your period, due to water retention

god, look at her period podge

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Jesus Hand

When you have a sore in the middle of your hand. Either from a blister or a cut, in place where jesus got nailed to the cross.

'man all this screwing has given me a jesus hand'.

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photo tourettes

When you send random photos to a group, normally on instant messenger with no explanation or common link.

'wow mum you just sent me a picture of a cat, then a baby, then a front door, you must have a case of the photo tourettes'