Rap Music

Rap music is an oxymoron, because rap is not musical. Rap is on one single pitch throughout the entire song. Some people like to pretend that rap music is musical, but people really laugh when others say that.

Billy: What are you listening to?
Bob: Nigga, Ima listenin' to rap music!
Billy: You mean rap. Not rap music.
Bob: Fo' shizzle! Ima gonna go rape my ho now!
Billy: You do that...

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Poker's Disease

A disease where you uncontrollably go onto Facebook and poke every single one of your friends. This is usually a result of boredom.

I saw my friend on the library computer the other day, suffering from Poker's Disease.

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Gum sweaters

When you haven't flossed for a few days, leaving a fuzzy feeling on your gums.

"Ah man, my gums feel fuzzy."
"Oh, you have gum sweaters."

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Urban Dictionary

A website where ghetto black rappers go to find out new lyrics for their songs.

T.I: "I'ma go to Urban Dictionary yo, cause I'm black and I have no talent and I need some new words for my song yo!"

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bfam

A series of letters that stands for
Brother From Another Mother.
He is your brother, your best friend, although he is from a different mother.

Hey my bfam, how's it going.
I'm fine dude!

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Musician's Orgasm

The point in a song where the musician gets so into his music that he has a musician's orgasm.

Dude, do you see that head-banging singer?
Yeah man, he's having a musician's orgasm.

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the closing of gitmo

When Obama's decision to close Guantanamo Bay is enacted.

*Terrorist*
"Ya, I am so excited for the closing of gitmo so I can get out of here and kill innocent people just because their religion is different!"
*Terrorist #2*
"Aren't we all?"

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