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cuntry grammer

1. when a person's mouth starts to emulate a vagina and starts spitting out piss poor sentences.
2. when a person starts talking like a pussy.

damn, justin was bein yella bout everythin tonight. first off, he wouldn't jump off the water touwer, then he tol me he had to call his momma to see whas for supper, and then he tell me, his girlfriend ain't let him see "pg-13" movies anymure. he was sure speakin in cuntry grammer.

by thee hammer October 8, 2007

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


car wash

while in the act of being naked and in the shower with a woman. the man drops his sac to the lowest point that gravity allows. then the woman proceeds by crawling underneath and between his legs, causing her face to directly hit his soapy testes. thus creating the same cleaning effect as a car going through a car wash.

damn, I just gave sonyah the best car wash of her life. but I think her pimples rubbed off on me though. now I've got zitty balls.

by thee hammer October 8, 2007

4πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


klandanna

1. an tent shaped hat that you can also wear around your neck. like a bandanna.

2. a white bandana

did you see andy's klandanna, its so damn sexy and white-supremest

by thee hammer October 8, 2007


mohammered

when a Muslim person gets completely drunk and throws up all over his friends 1200 dollar leather couch filled with people.

yo, yusuf was so mohammered last night. oh and chang was pretty chinkfaced too. what a LAN party that was, cuz.

by thee hammer October 8, 2007

33πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


brotein shake

a protein shake with organic ingredients such as organic milk, and semen.

"after my workout today, I needed a little pick me up, so I drank some brotein shake.

by thee hammer October 8, 2007

105πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


broffession

1. when two or more bro's confess their inner most darkest secrets to one another

2. a career that ultimately leads to becoming a more supreme bro

1. yeah, bret and I were eating dorito's last night when he told me how he really felt about abortion.

2. yeah, bret's working at the new zumiez in the mall, yo. he's really found his broffession.

by thee hammer October 8, 2007

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


broffessional

one who has reach the pinnacle of their broffessional life

man, did you see jbone tonight? he had both a bluetooth and a vajayjay on his face. so broffessional.

by thee hammer October 8, 2007

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž