Nurb

A person who is inexperienced in a particular sphere or activity, especially online gaming or the use of the Internet.

LOL! This nurb tried to rob me and got owned!

Stoopmanity

a life of luxurious security, tranquil happiness, and the blissful ignorance of the harsh realities of life, basking in an (essentially dishonest) illusion.

This dumb fool must be a part of stoopmanity!