Dookie's Law

The inevitability of mention of the band Green Day whenever a conversation about punk rock takes place. Usually derogatory towards the band.

"You know who's NOT punk? f&$king Green Day! They're such posers! They're such sellouts!"

"OO--Dookie's Law!"

swoofer

When your dog comes through the kitchen seeking food that may have fallen on the floor.

I dropped part of my sandwich, and if course the dog came swoofering through to eat it before I could pick it up.

Hospitility

The feeling/vibe created when you have to let someone you hate into your home. A blend of "hospitality" and "hostility."

I know that my sister's husband really hates me, but tries to be nice for her sake; when we visit them, you can cut the hospitility with a knife.

Goemaat

1. A piece of shit, or the act of shitting.

2. A horrible person.

"Make sure you always take a plastic bag when you walk your dog, so you can pick up the goemaats. You wouldn't want anyone to step in that."

"I'll catch up with you guys later; gotta goemaat and I don't want to wreck a public bathroom like that."

"I really really tried to like her and understand her position, but she's just got no redeeming qualities; a total goemaat."

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