pandalirium

When something goes crazy and a redneck is describing the event.

I seen billy fly through the air.

It was pandalirium.

Fire-Hosed

When you ejaculate while your penis is not erect causing the penis to flop around like a fire hose that someone let go of.

Guy1: Did you see Katy last night?
Guy2: Yeah, she looked so hot I fire-hosed in my pants!