Creative Writing

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Ubertarian

Someone who, no matter if a ride/argument is smooth or bumpy, will give a generic answer to avoid confrontation.

Amy: Matt handed me the divorce papers, and didn't even complain.
Will: What do you mean?
Amy: He just said he's happy for me.
Will: Huh. I guess he's an Ubertarian after all.

Imbrelish

To take in a smaller serving of food intentionally to enjoy how delicious it is.

Waiter: Here is your food my good sir.
Patron: Wow, I can't wait to imbrelish this meal!