bone rush

Attempting, through the use of subterfuge, to convince the object of one's desire to have sex.

Look out grandma! Bob doesn't want to carry your groceries, he's giving you the bone rush.

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Bone Dance

(1) The complex process of subtly engaging in a mating ritual with the object of your desire.

(2) Having wild sex with the object of your desire.

(1) There I was bone dancing at the club with this ho.

(2) Dude, she was naked, wet, and willing; so we did the bone dance until dawn.

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ignoscenti

(1) a person who has absolutely no knowledge of any subject
(2) a foolish or stupid person

The fact that Bob could not find his own ass even if he sat on his hands indicated that he was a charter member of the ignoscenti."

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