not too fussed

The act of being ambivalent and or uncaring about an outcome.

``Hey dude, do you want Swiss or Cheddar cheese?''
``Meh, not too fussed mate.''

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bushman's blow

The bushman's blow is the act of evacuating your nasal passages in the absence of suitable catching material. Ie, blowing your nose with no hankerchief or tissue or sleeve.

Steps:

1. Squeeze your nostrils together with thumb and index finger.
2. Roll your fingers one up and one down such that one nostril is opened and angled away from your face, and the other is closed.
3. Tilting your head back.
4. Exhale sharply and forcefully.

Performed correctly the bushman's blow can be propelled several metres. Performed incorrectly the bushman's blow can be propelled several cm down ones face.

I shot the opposite side of my shed with my bushman's blow.

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Head Down Mother Fucker

Acronym: Head Down Mother Fucker! Typically used to indicate that either oneself or the recipient should put their head down and do some work.

Worker1: So worker2 how was your weekend?
Worker2: Good thanks. You?
Worker1: Oh fine. Hows the kids?
Worker2: Yeah pretty go-
Boss: Head Down Mother Fucker!

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