Pigskin

Firm but furry. Very similar to rat fingers but more smooth. The pigskin ancestors are moles and weasels, sometimes mistaken for ferrets. Also used as house insulation, but u have to wear protective gear because it carries viral infections such as rabies, diabetes, obesity, pneumonia, etc.

Guy 1: “Hey, I like your insulation!”
Guy 2: “Thanks it’s made out of pigskin. That’s how I got so fat. It carried obesity.”

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