Charlotte

A mythical Malyalam blood thirsty dog who was trained by an evil witch to slay all those who have kindness in their hearts. Charlottes were known to take various forms, be that of a rat or a human. Accompanied by their side kick monkey, they set out to destroy others who refused to become as selfish and evil as them. They first appear to be innocent and kind, that is their initial mode of attack! They are known to be very unhygienic and will impose various illnesses and diseases upon you to enforce a slow, painful and terrible death. They will try to infect you with their monthly bleeding and faecal matter. The only way to defeat a charlotte is through standing up to them but showing kindness and determination and most of all by avoiding them.

"No Charlotte! You can hurt me no longer! I will not fall prey to you!"
Charlotte- "Oh my, you naughty boy! I will grind you now MUHAHAHA"

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Sasha

Someone who has no etiquette and can only communicate via shouting. Their vision is skewed and biased and they seem to think they are above all. This type of person may be found in many different communities but tends to exist within the Malyalam ethnic group. It would be advisable to avoid "Sashas" for they could easily wreak havoc within your previously stable and calm life.

"That person is such a sasha! Watch out!"
Sasha- "I WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE!"
person 1- "What's happened to you all of a sudden? Why are you so depressed?"
person 2- "I came across a Sasha"
person 1- "Shit."

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