Vaginal Query

When somebody says something unusual and is replied to by a squeaking sound made by a release of air from the vagina, much like a queef but with a more distinctive tone.

"My wife asked me if I wanted to milk a cow with her for our honeymoon, I replied with a vaginal query."

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Celebration Milk

Another term for semen, the white sticky liquid produced from the meat truncheon after sex or fap sessions.

"My doctor caught me in her room covered in celebration milk, I assured her it was not mine."

Barbaculate

The act of ejaculating upon a barbecue, lit or unlit. This activity is most commonly performed in Scotland as an act of love towards out door cooking, or as an act of revenge against a rival

"Kiera, did you just barbaculate on my new barbecue?!"
"YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT BWOIII!"

Psychic Sausage

The Psychic penis that is sent from your mind when you mentally penetrate your victim/partner.

Person 1: Did you just slip me a Psychic Sausage?
Person 2: Just enjoy the ride dear

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