courage

Knowing there is almost certain failure but doing it anyway.

He asked the supermodel out on a date. That took courage.

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4 banger

A woman with loose morals who regularly has sexual intercourse with four partners simultaneously.

Kia is such a 4 banger. She did John, Bob, Zack, and Tim last night.

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the bible

Some people believe the bible is the word of God and that you shouldn't believe any Man because we are fundamentally flawed. The thing these people don't realize is that Man wrote the bible. No, God did not TELL them what to write. Some people thought of some great ways to control people so they constructed this bible and made a MYTH about how this GOD told them to write this bullshit about the world and what you should do.

the bible is not something you should worship. It is a work of fiction written by man.

Would you worship Of Men and Mice?

ooo the bible! if you dont read it and dont believe in god you are going to HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY WITH NO POSSIBILITY OF REDEMTION!!! I will pray for you!!

"no thanks."

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sugarplump

n. A term used to mock a fat woman whom you are hitting on for fun. Commonly used on people with thunderthighs.

Man) Hey, sugarplump, want to come back to my place?
FatWoman) Yea, let's go.
Men) Aaaahhh!!!
*screeching tires as he speeds off*

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slaphappy

1) When someone slaps the hell out of a hooker.
2) Uncontrollable masturbation.
3) Easy to anger.

1) He got slaphappy with Amber.
2) Dude, you gotta stop being so slaphappy. I need to use the bathroom.
3) Don't piss of John. He's slaphappy today.

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fukm

An extemely shortened version of "fuck them."

Used as a derogatory term expressing hateful feelings.

Also used as "ignore them".

"Dude, those bitches just flipped us off!"
"Let's fukm up."

"Dude, they ditched us for the movie."
"Whatever, fukm."

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thunderthighs

n. A person who is so overweight that one's thighs rub together when he/she walks and creates a low rumbling noise deep within the earth whenever he/she steps.

Holy christ! Here comes thunderthighs! Hold onto something! Brace yourselves!! *BOOM* (low rumbling noise)

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