dryer poop

Residue collected in a clothes dryer's lint trap. Word has it, that this poop is the result of a dryer's consumption of a single sock. Normally, the sock's mate is left untouched, causing consternation to the sock's owner.

May also include items that the dryer attempted to nom, but was unable to successfully digest--chapstick, coins, anti-static sheets, etc.

Gawd, look at all this red dryer poop....where the heck is my other red sock!?
Did you fish my chapstick out of the dryer poop? I left it in my pocket again.
Ooo, $1 bill in the dryer poop. Free coke for me!

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munched

A past-tense verb describing the action that occurred when one vehicle met another with unhappy results. Usually, one vehicle has new accordion shaped body parts (rear-ending) or has a section crushed (under a 2nd vehicle).

Can also describe the action taken while using a vehicle as a means to run over/crush an object.

Holy smokes, that truck munched the heck out of that car!
That driver better watch who she's cutting off or she'll get munched.
While four-wheeling this weekend, I totally munched some cedar.

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creephat

A person who stalks in a non-typical stalking way. Their communication is heavily laden with innuendos that they attribute to their charm. They stare intently at you. They honestly feel you desire their company, even when you're clear you do not. Sometimes, you just can't put your finger on how they make you feel. In other words, they give you the "creeps".
May also be used as a verb.

"That guy is such a creephat. He won't take a hint."
"Stop creephatting. She already told you "no thanks"."

nomalicious

An adjective describing how wonderfully incredible something is to the senses. Usually pertaining to food, but can also be used to define attractiveness.

An extension to nom.

These Nutella and banana crepes are nomalicious.
Did you see Angelina Jolie? She's nomalicious.
Zombies thinks brains are nomalicious.

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remegrade

the action of completing a software upgrade that a vendor has not completely tested, yet pushed as such. They “hmm” and “err” their way through troubleshooting while implying it is every other component but their upgrade. Meanwhile, they release additional patches that fixed bugs you found in their last patch faster than you can say, “Let’s remegrade!”

"Don't remegrade your operating system yet. They're still fixin bugs."
"This remegrade is killing me. I've had to restore the application 7 times in the last 3 months while trying to bring the code up-to-date."