olivia

(n.)
1. a trollop who seeks the attention of many males, particularly nerdy ones who will worship her.

2. homewrecker; likes to go after men with girlfriends. exhibits shrew-ish behavior towards girls especially those who are better than her.

(v.)
1. participating in whore-ish, cheap (sexual) activities.

Crying girl: "I just caught my boyfriend cheating on me with an ugly potato-face!"

Roommate: "Oh no... must have been an Olivia."

"Quit Olivia-ing. It's gross."

Nerd 1: "How much for the Olivia-ing?"
Olivia: However much you think it was worth.
Nerd 1: "Do you have change for a five?"
Nerd 2: "nahhh that's too much. Change for a quarter?"

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