I quit school because of recess

An identifier denoting that the speaker doesn't play games

"Close your eyes, because you can't see me…I quit school because of recess, you fucking BG!"
-Snoop Dogg

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kit

noun, British. Slang for equipment, especially weapons, load bearing gear, etc.

Make sure your kit's squared away. We're on the move in thirty mikes.

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LMSO

Laughing my shirt off.

GUY 1 (after seeing a funny picture): LMSO! …laughing my shirt off.

GUY 2: Too bad you're not a buxom female.

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