adderall

(n). colloquially known as: "addy", "d-ral", "Godin's potion", and "vitamin A". An orally-administered stimulant which enables the user to crush mad homework, office work, endless highway driving, and extended sessions of collegiate grabassery—all while feeling like a stellar pimp, but looking like a crazed ballwasher.

"Dudebro, would you load another ream of paper into that printer for me? I would—but I'm rounding the bases on the thirtieth chapter of this short love letter I'm writing to my questionably-attractive girlfriend. Your help is greatly appreciated, and I will again engage in conversation with you once the balance of Godin's potion leaves my system in twelve hours. Dag son, Adderall is the bee's knees!"

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