Facebook Mom

A parent that frequently neglects their duties as a mother and instead, updates their status on facebook constantly throughout the day

Ernie: Hey man, I was on facebook today and the only thing that came up on my news feed was updates from Sarah talking about how lonely she is and all the laundry she has to do

Wyatt: Dude she's such a Facebook Mom

Ernie: What's that?

Wyatt: Look it up on urbandictionary.com

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