KHHTV

Kiss-less, Hug-less, Handhold-less, Touch-less virgin. This is the ultimate form of virgin and is rare in its on right. A KHHTV hasn't even been touched by a member of the opposite sex. Beyond ages of 30, these creatures are hopeless husks of men who once had potential, but now are doomed to die in their filth as cheeto dust clogs up their lungs and their sweat mutates into alien bacteria ready to consume their flesh.

-You know that loser Jim, from high school?
-What about him?
-At 35 yrs old, he's still a KHHTV
-That has surely committed toaster bath by this point if that's true

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Grim Ripper

A fart so massive, it exceeds the boundaries of a normal ripper and gain the title of 'grim ripper'

Farter: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
Guy: Dude, that was the biggest fart ever. You just let out the grim ripper