exit wound

Synonym for the anus. The opening through which things exit the body.

I got shraped pretty badly this morning. I'm going to the doctor to have him examine my exit wound.

I asked my doctor about my exit wound and why it won't close. He said it's permanent and that there's nothing to do about it but to keep it clean.

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shrape

The portmanteau of "shit" and "rape" which describes the act of taking a crap so thick and hard that your asshole hurts as though you've been angrily raped by your own shit.

Argh, oh my god! It hurts! I'm getting shraped. I think my asshole is bleeding! My shit's so hard. I gotta lay off the iron pills and eat more fiber.